you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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