Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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