also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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