all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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