Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
it glows. i had to have it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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