does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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