we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
There's even glitter on my cock...
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