ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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