just come out here and I will go home with you...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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