Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
