hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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