we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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