I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
did you just send me my own nude
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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