Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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