did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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