My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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