i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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