i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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