I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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