I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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