Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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