You work out of a Hotel?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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