I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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