Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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