she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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