Pants 0. Shit 1.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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