would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
