They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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