And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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