just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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