Come see our sink grown plant.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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