Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize