no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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