Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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