So drunk its hurt
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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