PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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