What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
