yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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