whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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