there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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