i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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