I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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