You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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