I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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