scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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