Do vagina's smell?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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