You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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