I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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