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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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