I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
And then he peed in my hair
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