I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
