I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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