Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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